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Cinnamon Whiskey Ornament

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Cinnamon Whiskey Ornament

$23

Griswold's Station Wagon Ornament

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Griswold's Station Wagon Ornament

$35

Every Time A Bell Rings Ornament

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Every Time A Bell Rings Ornament

$16

Happy Retirement Ornament

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Happy Retirement Ornament

$22

Joyfuel Energy Drink Ornament

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Joyfuel Energy Drink Ornament

$32

Christmas Mixtape Ornament

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Christmas Mixtape Ornament

$32

Shrimp Cocktail Ornament

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Shrimp Cocktail Ornament

$20

Bowl Of Cereal Ornament

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Bowl Of Cereal Ornament

$32

Eggnog Ornament

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Eggnog Ornament

$29

Hostess Snoball Ornament

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Hostess Snoball Ornament

$25

Egg Carton Ornament

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Egg Carton Ornament

$28

Peanut Butter Cookie Ornament

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Peanut Butter Cookie Ornament

$14

Tequila Shot Ornament

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Tequila Shot Ornament

$25

Best Teacher Mug Ornament

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Best Teacher Mug Ornament

$25

Hand Mixer Ornament

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Hand Mixer Ornament

$25

The Throne Ornament

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The Throne Ornament

$20

Bacon Strips Ornament

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Bacon Strips Ornament

$22

Gum Drop Ornament

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Gum Drop Ornament

$8

Cone of Shame Ornament

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Cone of Shame Ornament

$28

Glue Gun Ornament

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Glue Gun Ornament

$20

Festive Martini Ornament

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Festive Martini Ornament

$29

Beer In A Bag Ornament

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Beer In A Bag Ornament

$20

Hairspray Ornament

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Hairspray Ornament

$25

Julia Child Ornament

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Julia Child Ornament

$32

In Dolly We Trust Ornament

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In Dolly We Trust Ornament

$22

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Ramen Ornament

$25

Fruitcake Ornament - COMING SOON

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Fruitcake Ornament - COMING SOON

$35

Cocktail Olives Ornament

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Cocktail Olives Ornament

$22

Kevin McCallister Ornament - COMING SOON

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Kevin McCallister Ornament - COMING SOON

$32

Roll of Cash Ornament - COMING SOON

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Roll of Cash Ornament - COMING SOON

$22

Christmas Cocktail Ornament

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Christmas Cocktail Ornament

$25

Wrinkle Free Ornament - COMING SOON

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Wrinkle Free Ornament - COMING SOON

$20

Oh Christmas Brie Ornament

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Oh Christmas Brie Ornament

$32

Taco Combo Ornament

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Taco Combo Ornament

$32

Mexican Pizza Ornament

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Mexican Pizza Ornament

$28

No 'Pagne No Gain Ornament

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No 'Pagne No Gain Ornament

$25

Big Boy Ornament

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Big Boy Ornament

$32

Flamin' Hot Cheetos Ornament

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Flamin' Hot Cheetos Ornament

$30

Pickleball Mrs. Claus Ornament - COMING SOON

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Pickleball Mrs. Claus Ornament - COMING SOON

$35

Pickleball Santa Ornament - COMING SOON

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Pickleball Santa Ornament - COMING SOON

$35

Espresso Martini Ornament

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Espresso Martini Ornament

$25

Ted Lasso Ornament

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Ted Lasso Ornament

$30

Ice Skates Ornament

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Ice Skates Ornament

$29

Stick of Butter Ornament

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Stick of Butter Ornament

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Christmas Sweater Ornament

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Christmas Sweater Ornament

$25

Chill Pill Canister Ornament

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Chill Pill Canister Ornament

$20

Sophisticated Spaniel Ornament

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Sophisticated Spaniel Ornament

$22

Store Bought is Fine Ornament

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Store Bought is Fine Ornament

$35

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